Saturday, May 11, 2013

TU9 Seed & Map: steakdiane

Total Score
27.1 / 30.0 ( 90.3% )
RIM Scores (MAX: 10.0)
REAL10 INT9.5 MAG7.6


  • Beginner
  • Intermediate
  • Advanced
  • Expert
  • ++ Suicidal Expert ++

Technical Details

Seed Number: -135 291 2219
Version: XBL 1.4 (TU9) (no PC equiv)


Steak Diane is steak that has been seared in it's seasoned juices and then set on fire while you're looking at it. If you like your steak well done and covered in Brandy, this may be the dish for you. The dish is named after the Roman goddess Diana -- the protector of huntsman and game.


You fool! You fell for my trap! Here I am reeling you in with a juicy story about liquored-up steak. Now you can't stop reading. And this seed is rated suicidal expert. What are you going to do now? Play it? You are? Ha! You fool!

This is the Minecraft equivalent of hosting a marathon in Alaska. There is only a tiny whisp of green in the southeast corner. The rest of the map is a blinding white blur -- except when you accidentally step in a hole and plummet to your death. Because the only thing this seed has more of other than acres and acres of snow covered nothing is holes in the ground that bottom in graveyards of bony adventurers -- like yourself.

Can't Miss

The triplets are three gaping holes that corkscrew into the earth. Each is unique and one of them is a monstrous and obscene climb that I would not dare attempt on survival mode. I'll let you figure out which one it is.


  • None


  • [-125.42.-374] abandoned mineshaft
  • [-70.36.202] x9 red stone, chest, stronghold
  • [-78.30.185] ender portal

Above Ground

  • [317.71.-207] huge deep hole, flaming abandoned mineshaft, lava fall of death
  • [140.68.-170] large lava pit
  • [348.66.-72] medium ravine
  • [340.68.54] awesome Y-shaped ravines
  • [95.67.338] other huge deep hole, dig down at bottom for more huge hole
  • [58.73.292] pumpkins
  • [-350.74.373] dead drop x2
  • [-360.65.93] medium cave
  • [-358.65.178] the other, other huge deep hole
  • [-141.66.-336] dead drop into cave
  • [-149.118.-245] tallest point
  • [-169.67.-114] dead drop into deep cave
  • [-128.64.70] medium ravine
  • [-95.68.57] if you're going to the nether, set your portal up here.

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